WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom. - Judy (8) Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife. - Tommy (5) WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Mike (10) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding. - Jim (10) Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours. - Kally (9) IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Lynette (9) It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble. - Kenny (7) CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE: No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are popular. - Jan (9) I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. - Harlen (8) ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE: Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life. - Roger (9) If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long to learn. - Leo (7) ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE AND ROMANCE: If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful. - Jeanne (8) It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet. - Gary (7) Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time. - Christine (9) CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS: They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them. - David (8) CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE: I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when The Simpsons' are on TV. - Anita (6) Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me. - Bobby (8) I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. - Regina (10) PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER: One of you should know how to write a check, because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills to pay. - Ava (8) SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU: Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores. - Del (6) Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love. - Alonzo (9) One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French Fries usually works for me. - Bart (9) HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE? Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love. - John (9) Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food. - Brad (8) It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like their hearts are on fire. - Christine (9) WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU:" The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day. - Michelle (9) HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS: You learn it right on the spot, when the gooshy feelings get the best of you. - Doug (7) It might help if you watched soap operas all day. - Carin (9) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... that's why I stopped doing it. - Jean (10) HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE: Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work. - Tom (7) Don't forget your wife's name... that will mess up the love. - Roger (8) Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trashout. - Randy (8)