* Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and retarded world-view. * I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. * I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it. * I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid. * What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? * I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. * I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away. * I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. * I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. * It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. * Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. * How about never? Is never good for you? * I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. * You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication * You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME. * I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. * I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... * I don't work here. I'm a consultant. * Who? Me? I just wander from room to room.