A farmer had been ripped-off several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows: Basic cow 499.95 Shipping and handling 35.75 Extra stomach 79.25 Two tone exterior 142.10 Produce storage compartment 126.50 Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60 Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20 Automatic fly swatter 88.50 Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90 Deluxe dual horns 59.25 Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40 4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16 Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80 FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: 2843.36 Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00 TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36