President Clinton returns from a campaign trip to Andrews AFB. The full color guard is present, and he disembarks the plane with a pig in his arms. The receiving general, at a loss for words, finally greets him with the words: "Nice pig, sir." "You bet it is," says Clinton. "100% corn fed, pick of the litter Arkansas razorback. I got it for Hillary". Still somewhat speechless, the general responds, "Good trade, sir."