A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says: Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, 10 MILES He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says: Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, Next Right his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading Sisters of Mercy. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, knocks on it, says "Wait here, please." and walks away. He does as he is told and the door is soon answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a silver chalise. This nun instructs "Please place $50 in the chalise, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway, closing it behind you." The man fishes $50 out of his wallet, drops it in the chalise and trots eagerly down the hall. He opens the door and slips through, pulling it shut behind him as instructed. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: Go in Peace, You have just been screwed by the Sistes of Mercy