Q. What do you call 1 kilogram of falling figs? A. 1 Fig Newton

Q. What do you call 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks? A. 1 literhosen

Q. What do you call 1 millionth of a fish? A. 1 microfiche

Q. What do you call 1 trillion pins? A. 1 terrapin

Q. What do you call 10 rations? A. 1 decoration

Q. What do you call 100 rations? A. 1 C-ration

Q. What do you call 3 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale
University Hospital? A. 1 I.V. League