A little boy comes down the steps one morning and tells his mother that he is really hungry. She says the animals are hungry too and he should feed them first. So he goes out to the barnyard. He feeds the cow and then kicks it. He feeds the chicken and kicks it. He feeds the pig and kicks it. He comes backs in the house and his mother puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him. He says, "What's this?". His mother says, "I saw you outside. You kicked the cow, no milk. You kicked the chicken, no eggs. You kicked the pig, no bacon." About then his father comes downstairs and kicks the cat out of the way and the boy says to his mother, "Do you want to tell him or should I?"