We all know that when a priest loses his job he is defrocked but what about other professions? When a mathematician gets fired perhaps we can say he gets disfigured, dissolved or disintegrated. A wine maker gets deported A lawyer gets distorted A lawyer loses his appeal A banker gets disinterested A cowboy gets deranged An environmentalist gets denatured A baseball player gets debased A musician decomposes A hippie gets disjointed A prostitute gets delayed An underwear salesman gets debriefed A fashion designer gets divested An arsonist is delighted A geologist gets defaulted A secretary gets defiled A gambler gets discarded A drunk gets disbarred A podiatrist gets defeated A cosmetologist gets defaced A butcher gets delivered An electrician gets discharged A politician gets devoted A canal digger gets demoted A school principal loses his faculties A cashier gets distilled A valet gets depressed A teacher gets degraded and detested