1. I've learned that it's hard to argue with someone when they're right. 2. I've learned that at least once in his life, a man makes a fool of himself over a woman. 3. I've learned that marrying for money is the hardest way of getting it. 4. I've learned that after age 50 you get furniture disease. That's when your chest falls into your drawers. 5. I've learned that anticipation is often better than the real thing. 6. I've learned that even when you have a doctors appointment at 8:00 a.m. you still have to wait an hour. 7. I've learned that nothing really bad happens when you tear those "do not remove" tags from pillows.